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(949): Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.

(949): Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.

So…How ‘bout that release date, huh?

Huge shout-out, by the way, to everybody who’s capping the new gameplay so that I don’t have to. Anything you see from that over the next few months (hopefully after we’ve all calmed down from the latest round of fiddle-playing) is almost certainly courtesy of liquid-sneak, thatkindoffangirl, officialtokyosan, evilwvergil, diamonddoge, and/or bigbosseyepatch. Diamond Dogs thanks you for your service.

(801): Sorry it’s taking so long, it’s harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think

(801): Sorry it’s taking so long, it’s harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think

(715): I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL

(715): I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL

(248): I prefer the term ‘tenderly watching’
(708): Such a stalker…
(248): she wanted to love me. she just didn’t know it yet.
{Submission from ScorpioNon}

(248): I prefer the term ‘tenderly watching’

(708): Such a stalker…

(248): she wanted to love me. she just didn’t know it yet.

{Submission from ScorpioNon}

(832): We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober… and straight.

(832): We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober… and straight.

(214): Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?

(214): Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?

(347): When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up

(347): When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up

(801): My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
{submission from ScorpioNon}

(801): My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party

{submission from ScorpioNon}

(316): I don’t know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.

(316): I don’t know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.