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(814): I’m so proud of us for not dying.

(814): I’m so proud of us for not dying.

(650): You’re the reason I lose Never Have I Ever

(650): You’re the reason I lose Never Have I Ever

dallasthemoose asked, "I almost want to apologize for blowing up your notifs, but I absolutely love this blog. You are beautiful."

Heh, don’t worry - with 2000+ followers just on this blog, I turned off tumblr notifications on my phone about three days after I got it. Especially because my notification tone is the MGS alert sound and I was getting funny looks at work for jumping in my chair every three minutes.

You, too, are beautiful, comrade. I’m glad you enjoy these. May your day be a pleasant one and your beverage of choice always be just at the right temperature.

(Side note: thanks to dallas and everybody else who sent stuff these last couple days! It’s really easy for me to get into a rut of “whatever I personally like/ship/laugh at”, so I always always always appreciate input and anything else that makes this blog more interactive.)

(336): I’m convinced he’s the patron saint of oral sex

(336): I’m convinced he’s the patron saint of oral sex

(412): I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam’s apartment no questions

(412): I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam’s apartment no questions

(330): GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER’S NUDES AND YOU DIDN’T SHARE

(330): GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER’S NUDES AND YOU DIDN’T SHARE

(618): There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I’m at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.

(618): There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I’m at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.

(978): I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.

(978): I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.

(+44): My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was “doing the family name good”. I feel…proud 

(+44): My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was “doing the family name good”. I feel…proudĀ 

(309): I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.

(309): I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.