Heh, don’t worry - with 2000+ followers just on this blog, I turned off tumblr notifications on my phone about three days after I got it. Especially because my notification tone is the MGS alert sound and I was getting funny looks at work for jumping in my chair every three minutes.
You, too, are beautiful, comrade. I’m glad you enjoy these. May your day be a pleasant one and your beverage of choice always be just at the right temperature.
(Side note: thanks to dallas and everybody else who sent stuff these last couple days! It’s really easy for me to get into a rut of “whatever I personally like/ship/laugh at”, so I always always always appreciate input and anything else that makes this blog more interactive.)
(412): I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam’s apartment no questions
(618): There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I’m at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
(309): I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.